Bloatsburg 

The large city in the show 'Doug'. Major events such as Beets concerts are often held there.

Bluffington is a smallish town on the outskirts of Bloatsburg.

Bloatsburg by Diggity Monkeez May 8, 2005

Bloomsburg University

This is the place where the meatheads and the abrasive girls from your highschool decide to further their education. It is Located in Central Pa, however is littered with kids from Jersey and Philadelphia. Other then the demographic of desperately eager to party young adults, the campus is beautiful as well as the town and surrounding areas. It highly recomended for guys who enjoy beer such as Keystone Light, and girls who enjoy a good black out and a questionable rash.

Father: Son, What are your plans after highschool?

Son: I'm leaning towards not being able to handle alcohol and sleeping with girls from Jersey at Bloomsburg University.

Bloomsburg University by fatskank April 19, 2009

Bloomsburg University

A drinking Town with a College Problem. A party school. A place where the beer flows like wine, and frat boys instinctively flock to the bars and to Sal's for pizza.

"I chose Bloomsburg University because i heard it was a good party school."

Bloomsburg University by Melanie January 25, 2005

Bloomsburg 

Well the name of the town is Bloomsburg its in Pennsylvania (the only town in PA by the way) but I am referring to the university that occupies the town. This is a single college man's best wet dream, a daughter's fathers nightmare, and a binge drinking college students haven. The parties are everflowing as well as the beer, the drugz are readily available, as well as the very attractive women. People come from all over the country but most are from PA and dirty Jerz. You can graduate in 4 if your bad ass enough but most take 5, 6, or 7 yrs. Some dont make it all but thats ok because for those who didnt make the grade they had more fun then most. A day at Bloom goes as follows: wake up, go to the Union or Commons for lunch, smoke pot during the day, maybe hit up a class or two, hit the gym, start pregaming around 7ish,(Keystone is a big hit), play some beer pong, flirt w as many hotties as you can, hit a frat or a sorority, (drinking whatever you can the whole time), midnight hit Hess's and get totally bombed, pick up a hot babe, go to Sals for some pizza, have a one night stand, and do it all over again. God I love college.

Carmdog: What do you wanna do tonight?
Mike: Get drunk and get laid?
Carmdog: Sounds good, baseball house is throwing down and there will be some hotties running around.
Mike: Cool, Crows throwing a midnighter and so are the Spreaders.
Carmdog: Right on, Well lets order some beer and get this party started.
Mike: A-Boys coming to Bloomsburg tonight!
Carmen: Fuck ya.

Bloomsburg by Carmdogger December 29, 2006

Bloomsburg 

A college town with a drinking problem. Alcohol, parties, and cows is wha tyou will find here. A good education for those of you who need one. Kind of like Penn State, except totally different.

"Yo, lets go to Berrigans...Bloomsrbug Style" - Bloom Student

Bloomsburg by Stutz January 23, 2004

sloatsburg stupid 

General explanation for the bizarre and trashy behavior of people in and around Sloatsburg, New York. Can be used as an adjective, a noun, or the popular hashtag #sloatsburgstupid.

"Why does he keep that 20 year old smashed up chevy in the driveway?" "I don't known DW, he was born and raised here. I guess he's just sloatsburg stupid."
Some people bring home fraternity banners and posters from college. Sloatsburg stupid brings home out-of-wedlock children .
The Mayor's cutting the ribbon for the opening of the new strip mall liquor store! #sloatsburgstupid
GEDs driving around in rusty jacked up trucks. #sloatsburgstupid

sloatsburg stupid by GWeeks December 13, 2017

Bloomsburg 

A small town in PA where the majority of people who live there are incredibly white. It’s a relatively safe town, no real street crime. The police officers here get so bored it wouldn’t surprise me if they tazer themselves for fun. The only action they ever get is probably around Spring Break (or a Block Party) when the Bloomsburg University students (consisting of: frat boys, sluts, wangsters from Jersey, lesbians, one black guy, punks, Otaku, people who only came for the college party experience, and stoners) come out from their ramen and pot filled dorm rooms to grill and get totally sloshed on the streets. Teens from the high school and middle school some times attend these parties to participate in the underage drinking. This is where the police get to entertain themselves. After these spring break bashes it’s almost impossible to go anywhere with out finding a massive amount of red plastic cups or beer cans on some one’s lawn. Same goes for vomit. Bloomsburg is mostly seen as an ignorant Redneck town, which isn’t completely true. Yes there is a good sized group of trailer trash, teen girls who get knocked up in the ninth grade and homophobic racists, but there is also you’re pretentious yuppies who sit around in Restaurant 211 drinking coffee and talking about politics they really know nothing about. This group ranges from age 12-45. We also can not forget the Bloomsburg Middle School students. They count as their own group entirely. This generation seems to be more open minded towards everything sex, race, religion, ect, ect. Bisexual seems to be the new “in” thing for them considering the boys can’t spend a whole day without groping or hugging each other in the halls. The teachers here range from Kickass to Fucktard nothing else really needs to be said about them. High School students are the same as they are in every town, either on drugs or the pill. Same stereotypes: Goths, punks, jocks, skanks, preps, EMO, Otaku, wangsters and drug dealers. Also every year we have a kickass fair with the same belated old shit. All in all Bloomsburg is a fucking great place to live. Until you turn 21 and realize it really isn’t and move as far away as you can.

"Wheres a great place to get drunk, high, and swear at people because they don't believe in what I do?"

"BLOOMSBURG!"

Bloomsburg by Rejected lunch table May 7, 2009