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Bloasty is a miraculous level of high that can only be induced by smoking select buds, chosen by Allah, off of the Cannabis Plant of Destiny. It is a combination of the words “blown” and “toasty”, two words famously used by Zeus and Thor. Bloasty is not for, nor will it ever be achieved by, the weak of body or the feeble of mind. It is said that once bloasty is attained, you can feel the breath of Aphrodite on your face like a sweet, delicious breeze. Senses become enhanced to superhuman levels, and time ceases to be relevant. And everything you have ever dreamed of and/or desired becomes a reality. Your Chakras becomes one with the force that is: Bloasty.
DB- "I just discovered the meaning of life!"
JG- "Dude, you be bloasty as a muthafuckah!"
DB- "I be bloasty."
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blowsty by lawton&jennings January 11, 2011
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BlastyFace 

To be at the pinnacle of drunkenness; A drunken stupor in which at a certain point your behavior is uncontrollable.
Dude i was so BlastyFace last night, i don't even remember that fisticuffs at the Dairy Queen.
BlastyFace by StabMasterArson January 24, 2009
An adjective for a person with a tendancy to boast (brag) about themselves, sometimes taking it too far.

it could define someone who is cocky, egotistical, conceited, and or self absorbed.

--I thought of this in the car on feb. 15, 2008 when my friend said she was overqualified for a job
"She's not my type...she's too boasty."
boasty by soon.HK February 23, 2008
When you eat too much,and you feel way too full and puffy.
The pizookie made me feel bloaty.
Bloaty by Justin Derenski June 23, 2008
When the heat in a room (esp. humidity) is significantly raised due to the presence of so many bros.
"Man, we were watchin' Goodfellas at Caleb's and it got so broasty in there I couldn't stand it."

"Man, it's so broasty up in here... man I could CHOKE on that broastiness"
Broasty by mr. soze August 6, 2008

blasty blast 

Rolling around in the back of the cement truck was a blasty blast-Dane Cook,Comedian
blasty blast by renee rodriguez September 23, 2006