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Bloasty

Bloasty is a miraculous level of high that can only be induced by smoking select buds, chosen by Allah, off of the Cannabis Plant of Destiny. It is a combination of the words “blown” and “toasty”, two words famously used by Zeus and Thor. Bloasty is not for, nor will it ever be achieved by, the weak of body or the feeble of mind. It is said that once bloasty is attained, you can feel the breath of Aphrodite on your face like a sweet, delicious breeze. Senses become enhanced to superhuman levels, and time ceases to be relevant. And everything you have ever dreamed of and/or desired becomes a reality. Your Chakras becomes one with the force that is: Bloasty.
DB- "I just discovered the meaning of life!"
JG- "Dude, you be bloasty as a muthafuckah!"
DB- "I be bloasty."
by Brothers-in-bloast_DSB y JG October 15, 2010
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blowsty

eating a frosty while getting a blowjob
yo man i just got a blowsty it was delicious
by lawton&jennings January 11, 2011
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BlastyFace

To be at the pinnacle of drunkenness; A drunken stupor in which at a certain point your behavior is uncontrollable.
Dude i was so BlastyFace last night, i don't even remember that fisticuffs at the Dairy Queen.
by StabMasterArson January 24, 2009
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boasty

An adjective for a person with a tendancy to boast (brag) about themselves, sometimes taking it too far.

it could define someone who is cocky, egotistical, conceited, and or self absorbed.

--I thought of this in the car on feb. 15, 2008 when my friend said she was overqualified for a job
"She's not my type...she's too boasty."
by soon.HK February 23, 2008
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Bloaty

When you eat too much,and you feel way too full and puffy.
The pizookie made me feel bloaty.
by Justin Derenski June 23, 2008
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Broasty

When the heat in a room (esp. humidity) is significantly raised due to the presence of so many bros.
"Man, we were watchin' Goodfellas at Caleb's and it got so broasty in there I couldn't stand it."

"Man, it's so broasty up in here... man I could CHOKE on that broastiness"
by mr. soze August 6, 2008
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blasty blast

Rolling around in the back of the cement truck was a blasty blast-Dane Cook,Comedian
by renee rodriguez September 23, 2006
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