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Blo-mo

Middle aged gay men that think they're on the down low when everyone else recognizes that they are, in fact, gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
While boutique shopping with my wife, ceramic cats were being caressed by local blo-mos.
by Stafford553 September 1, 2017
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Blo-Mo

"Blonde Moment" in shortened form. Can also be used as an insult.
I just had a blo-mo and locked my keys in the car.

Quit blo-moing, you've spilled your drink 5 times now.

She is a walking blo-mo.

Girl: I can't find my glasses!
Boy: They're on your head, blo-mo.
Girl: Oh haha, thanks
by thefrogy8thefly July 5, 2012
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blo-mo

a black-out makeout. A hookup that you do not remember.
"If I wouldn't have had all those shots, I wouldn't have had that blo-mo last night."
by schmidty788 October 5, 2009
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Blo Mo

Sunday brunch is incomplete without a blo mo to curb a hangover.
by StreetScholastics March 28, 2023
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blomosexual

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.
Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."
by Robin Sham January 11, 2009
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blomo

An African-American homosexual male who otherwise fits the definition of a twink. Generally hangs around white heterosexual females and knows a lot about hair and nail care, and love sparkly formfitting outfits.
Guy: "Who the fuck was that guy you were having lunch with?"
Girlfriend: "Don't worry about Eric, he's a total blomo."
by kdeezy20 June 20, 2008
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homo blomo

a homoexual male who sucks a lot of cock.
Lucas Lujan is a real homo blomo.
by hessianmike@aol.com December 15, 2003
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