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An oblivious idiot. A person who continues to do the stupid or ignorant thing he is doing while ignoring all the people around him who are trying to tell him he's doing it. Usually associated with American vehicle operators, both motorized and human-powered.
This dude drove down Mission from the airport with his lights off and nobody could get his attention. Somebody finally got out of their car at Reservoir St and knocked on his window to tell the bliviot to turn his lights on.
Bliviot by Odd & grey November 4, 2019
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Homo-blivious 

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.
Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!
Homo-blivious by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010
Related Words
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.
See that guy? What a blivot.
Yer mother is a blivot, like you.
blivot by Big Daddy April 25, 2004
her ass was two sizes too big for her jeans

her jeans are a blivit bag
Blivit by 2mchtrq September 27, 2005

shit blivious 

not focused,cant reda between the lines
i didnt understand i was shit blivious to the facts.
shit blivious by dj jake da snake October 30, 2008

e-blivious 

Someone who consistently answers emails with short, unintelligible responses that are seemingly unrelated to anything being discussed.
Did he even read this email before responding? He's fucking e-blivious!
e-blivious by blam-co December 17, 2010
Black Idiot. An unknowledgable african-american that has the ability to ruin your day.
I went down to the financial aide office and they told me i had to talk to Dwan at the Administration building. I get to Dwan and he tells me i need to speak with Chantel back at financial aide office. Those blidiots have no idea what the hell is going on down there.
blidiot by Wyndorf August 10, 2007
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