Blivit

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

her ass was two sizes too big for her jeans

her jeans are a blivit bag

by 2mchtrq September 27, 2005

Blivit

‘two pounds of shit in a one pound bag.’ coined by Kurt Vonnegut in "Palm Sunday" 1982

The campaign speech was a blivit.

by Gaia Bestamore March 26, 2017

Blivit

10 pounds of crap in a 9 pound bag

My day has been going so bad that all I need now is a Blivit

by Sandei Kirshen October 28, 2003

Blivit

A paper bag filled with dog shit, placed on a doorstep and then lit on fire.

Did you see the look on that lady's face when she tried to stamp out that blivit?

by bakermania November 3, 2006

Blivit

The technical term for lighting a fart.

Whooooa, were were at a party and Riley lit his fart! I now know I have seen a blivit with my own two eyes.

by Bull Sluice May 19, 2013

blivit

10 punds of shit in a 5 pound bag, throw it at the wall and it goes blivit

what are you, a blivit?

by Levinator October 5, 2006

blivit

10 lbs of shit stuffed into an 8lb. bag. Can also be anything that is overstuffed or packed into a space that is too tight.

Damn, that ass is a blivit in those pants!

I am sick of his blivit ass self!

by Dr. Legend October 21, 2020