blivit

10 punds of shit in a 5 pound bag, throw it at the wall and it goes blivit
what are you, a blivit?
by Levinator October 05, 2006
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10 lbs of shit stuffed into an 8lb. bag. Can also be anything that is overstuffed or packed into a space that is too tight.
Damn, that ass is a blivit in those pants!

I am sick of his blivit ass self!
by Dr. Legend October 21, 2020
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Blivit = a fat assed ugly women. Most blivits do not take very good care of their personal hygiene or themselves. Many blivits tend to be obese slobs, and make no effort to improve their personal appearance. These hags tend to live on junk food, pop and munchies - where are the doritos !

Many of these women tend to be so fat, that they are as obese as they are tall. The number of teeth remaining in these blivits tend to be a few - more teeth are missing, than are left remaining.

Bathing is usually a very low priority - in addition, these blivits tend to live like pigs - very sloppy living conditions.
A blivit usually has fewer teeth in their mouth than one can count on one hand - they are often as obese as they are tall. Daily hygiene is rare ...
by WET CARGO BOY March 19, 2006
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I almost did a blivit
by flaming koolaid December 09, 2002
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her ass was two sizes too big for her jeans

her jeans are a blivit bag
by 2mchtrq September 13, 2005
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‘two pounds of shit in a one pound bag.’ coined by Kurt Vonnegut in "Palm Sunday" 1982
by Gaia Bestamore March 15, 2017
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10 pounds of crap in a 9 pound bag
My day has been going so bad that all I need now is a Blivit
by Sandei Kirshen October 28, 2003
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