Blivit

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

her ass was two sizes too big for her jeans

her jeans are a blivit bag

Blivit by 2mchtrq September 27, 2005

blivit

10 punds of shit in a 5 pound bag, throw it at the wall and it goes blivit

what are you, a blivit?

blivit by Levinator October 5, 2006

blivit

10 lbs of shit stuffed into an 8lb. bag. Can also be anything that is overstuffed or packed into a space that is too tight.

Damn, that ass is a blivit in those pants!

I am sick of his blivit ass self!

blivit by Dr. Legend October 21, 2020

Blivit

‘two pounds of shit in a one pound bag.’ coined by Kurt Vonnegut in "Palm Sunday" 1982

The campaign speech was a blivit.

Blivit by Gaia Bestamore March 26, 2017

Blivit

10 pounds of crap in a 9 pound bag

My day has been going so bad that all I need now is a Blivit

Blivit by Sandei Kirshen October 28, 2003

Blivit

A paper bag filled with dog shit, placed on a doorstep and then lit on fire.

Did you see the look on that lady's face when she tried to stamp out that blivit?

Blivit by bakermania November 3, 2006

blivit

Blivit = a fat assed ugly women. Most blivits do not take very good care of their personal hygiene or themselves. Many blivits tend to be obese slobs, and make no effort to improve their personal appearance. These hags tend to live on junk food, pop and munchies - where are the doritos !

Many of these women tend to be so fat, that they are as obese as they are tall. The number of teeth remaining in these blivits tend to be a few - more teeth are missing, than are left remaining.

Bathing is usually a very low priority - in addition, these blivits tend to live like pigs - very sloppy living conditions.

A blivit usually has fewer teeth in their mouth than one can count on one hand - they are often as obese as they are tall. Daily hygiene is rare ...

blivit by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006