blivvot 

An explosion in a spaghetti factory

There was a blivvot down the street and there's fucking tomato paste and noodles everywhere. Fucking looked like the damn Holocaust, all over again...

blivvot by Chyste October 21, 2022

blivot 

Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

See that guy? What a blivot.
Yer mother is a blivot, like you.

blivot by Big Daddy April 25, 2004

blivot 

Twenty pounds of shit in a ten pound bag. A situation or item that is foolishly perceived to be simple and easily manageable when if fact it is twice as complicated and unmanageable as first foolishly perceived.

When you tell your "Fun" friends to come over and hang out, and they tell their friends, and those friends tell their friends and so on, and you find yourself hosting a huge houseparty. You say to yourself retorically "Well isn't this a blivot?"

blivot by dollar89 December 27, 2006

Team Blivot

A special group in Washington that is bound to be great. The future leaders and oppressors of the future are those in this group. The group consists of all different nationalities and orientations. THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD.

Slave 1: Dude did you hear about the new King?
Slave 2: Yeah...I heard he is a member of Team Blivot.
Slave1: Holy Shit! That's insane, no wonder he's king.

Team Blivot by The Chinese Yo-Yo King. May 2, 2010

Bliviot

An oblivious idiot. A person who continues to do the stupid or ignorant thing he is doing while ignoring all the people around him who are trying to tell him he's doing it. Usually associated with American vehicle operators, both motorized and human-powered.

This dude drove down Mission from the airport with his lights off and nobody could get his attention. Somebody finally got out of their car at Reservoir St and knocked on his window to tell the bliviot to turn his lights on.

Bliviot by Odd & grey November 4, 2019