Twenty pounds of shit in a ten pound bag. A situation or item that is foolishly perceived to be simple and easily manageable when if fact it is twice as complicated and unmanageable as first foolishly perceived.

When you tell your "Fun" friends to come over and hang out, and they tell their friends, and those friends tell their friends and so on, and you find yourself hosting a huge houseparty. You say to yourself retorically "Well isn't this a blivot?"

blivot by dollar89 December 27, 2006

Related Words

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Team Blivot

A special group in Washington that is bound to be great. The future leaders and oppressors of the future are those in this group. The group consists of all different nationalities and orientations. THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD.

Slave 1: Dude did you hear about the new King?
Slave 2: Yeah...I heard he is a member of Team Blivot.
Slave1: Holy Shit! That's insane, no wonder he's king.

Team Blivot by The Chinese Yo-Yo King. May 2, 2010

blivet

ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Andy IS a blivet.

blivet by Dave Knapp January 23, 2003

Bivot

A big-ass divot in golf, created when a golf club digs into a fairway and scrapes up a large piece of turf which travels faster and farther than the golf ball itself.

Whenever he uses his 9 iron, Bri-N yells "fore!" two times: once for the ball and once for the bivot out in front of the ball.

Bivot by UrbanEye October 4, 2008

Blivit

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

her ass was two sizes too big for her jeans

her jeans are a blivit bag

Blivit by 2mchtrq September 27, 2005

Bliotch

A bitch with expensive jewelry.

Dang she is bliotch!

Bliotch by Frank Lucy September 5, 2011

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026