Blitarted

To be so retarted you become blind to what's happening.

Eden left her Mac on the stove after cooking some Mac n Cheese, finding out that the bottom was burned. She is so blitarted.

by Anderjoseph June 25, 2016

blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

blinated text

1. white text typed with a black highlight
2. any highlighted typed text

Also, I don't understand why all your emails are written in blinated text like that.

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

non-blinated text

1. black unhighlighted typed text
2. any typed text without a highlight

Note the non-blinated text!

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

blitted

Intoxicated by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. Usually caused by smokin' a "wordfattie/word".

"Aiyyo son I ride around with my hooptie tinted to ride around blitted."
- Redman in "Smoke Buddha"

by Neil Hooey October 18, 2003

Britarded

A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.

- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.

by Tufur February 26, 2022

blitted

stoned out of your mind

this L got me fucking blittedddddd

by anonymous ;) May 15, 2006