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blarted on the job 

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

blinated text 

1. white text typed with a black highlight
2. any highlighted typed text
Also, I don't understand why all your emails are written in blinated text like that.
blinated text by T.W.B March 20, 2021

non-blinated text 

1. black unhighlighted typed text
2. any typed text without a highlight
Note the non-blinated text!
non-blinated text by T.W.B March 20, 2021
Intoxicated by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. Usually caused by smokin' a "wordfattie/word".
"Aiyyo son I ride around with my hooptie tinted to ride around blitted."
- Redman in "Smoke Buddha"
blitted by Neil Hooey October 18, 2003
A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.
- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.
Britarded by Tufur February 26, 2022
this L got me fucking blittedddddd
blitted by anonymous ;) May 15, 2006