"AHHH IM BLINCHING"
by BlinchMaster69 March 24, 2024
Get the Blinching mug.Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings
1. Incredibly good
2. Incredibly crazy
1. Incredibly good
2. Incredibly crazy
by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019
Get the blanchin mug.Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.
Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
OR
Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
OR
Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022
Get the Monkey Branching mug.Complaning constantly.
by Nichole McKnight August 6, 2009
Get the Bitching & Moaning mug.An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"
"Cheryl has a new man"
"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
"Cheryl has a new man"
"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
by The_ALCH January 10, 2022
Get the minging or blinging mug.Inspired by the movie "Money Ball" - the establishment of a team or lineup in which the most attractive, kind, but also under-rated girls or women are merged in order to create a perfect squadron of bitches.
Guy 1: Dude I hate all our current bitches.
Guy 2: Goodness Gracious! Lets create our own Money-Bitching roster.
Guy 1: Thank the Lordus.
Guy 2: Goodness Gracious! Lets create our own Money-Bitching roster.
Guy 1: Thank the Lordus.
by L. Sharf July 23, 2012
Get the Money-Bitching mug.To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.
In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.
by chris wheelie April 29, 2005
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