grinch

Slang word meaning cunt from the How I Met Your Mother episode: How Lily Stole Christmas.

Ted: On Marshall's answering machine Hey, Marshall. Still moping on the couch about Lily? Forget about her. You need to get over that Grinch.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say Grinch. I said a bad word. I said a very, very bad word...
Ted: Oh, fudge.
Older Ted: Flashback But I didn't say fudge.

Ted: She took the decorations? That Grinch!
Older Ted: Flashback That time I really did say Grinch.

by Mike Stark June 10, 2014

grinch

A substitute for the word "bitch", typically used in front of elders such as grandparents, parents, etc., as well as young children.

"Dude, your girlfriend is a major grinch. You need to drop her."

by jonahraleigh April 20, 2017

grinch

1. to gripe or complain about stuff peripheral to holidays (e.g. traffic, crowds at the mall, etc.)

2. a person who incessantly does the above, year after year

Don't be such a grinch!

by foltor September 2, 2005

grinch

to steal christmas/holiday lawn decorations, with ill-willed intent, usually done with a car

we grinched these lights, and then made a bong out of a baby Jesus we stole while we were grinching

by satanhitler November 29, 2003

grinch

(v.) - to dump someone on christmas eve, or steal someone's christmas

Sophie sure grinched Peter last Christmas

by Demosthenes111 June 16, 2011

grinch

a bag of weed that is ground up (optional, though best for effect), collected in a corner, and then tied off; in some states dime bags are commonly distributed in this style. this corner looks like the Grinch's head.

1: got smokes?
2: yea, i got a grinch.
1: what. . .
2: you don't get it?
1: no.

by Cheddar Flyer June 24, 2008

grinch

Any person who does evil stuff or isn't nice to other people.

"I'm not the grinch. I only cheated on you."

by Diego August 21, 2003