Blenching

The act of mixing semen and urine into a cup and chugging it in a quick fashion.

Person 1: "Yo, you wanna try Blenching tonight?"

Person 2: "Oh for sure, sounds delicious!"

Blenching by BlenchLord May 6, 2024

blanchin 

Song by the artist lil big dawg of the gravity falls region of America. The word contains two meanings

1. Incredibly good

2. Incredibly crazy

1. This food be blanchin right now

2. This girl is really Blanchin right now

blanchin by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Clenching Chowder 

What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.

After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.

Clenching Chowder by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015

Breaching 

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

Breaching by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

Buttock-clenching

1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.

Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.

1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.

Buttock-clenching by JMUK July 17, 2012

Benchinator 

A person with the ability to bench weights that far exceed the everyday gym beast. Does not require any warm-up or nutrition to aid the benching ability.

They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!

Did you see joe groves bench??? Seriously man, he is the Benchinator!!

Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....

Benchinator by s_k123 May 14, 2015