by BlenchLord May 6, 2024
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1. Incredibly good
2. Incredibly crazy
1. Incredibly good
2. Incredibly crazy
by JustBlanchinbro January 16, 2019
Get the blanchin mug.Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.
Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
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Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
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Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022
Get the Monkey Branching mug.What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
by Finn Gerbang January 6, 2015
Get the Clenching Chowder mug.When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)
by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020
Get the Breaching mug.1 Noun. The clenching of the Gluteus Maximus.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.
Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
2 Adj. A word used to describe a tense, awkward or painful moment. This word was used by Bear Grylls whilst making a dangerous descent down a rock cliff in Man Vs Wild.
Buttock-clenching is a phrase used by British people.
1 Buttock-clenching helps strengthen the Gluteus Maximus.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
2 That fall looked buttock-clenchingly painful.
by JMUK July 17, 2012
Get the Buttock-clenching mug.A person with the ability to bench weights that far exceed the everyday gym beast. Does not require any warm-up or nutrition to aid the benching ability.
They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!
They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!
Did you see joe groves bench??? Seriously man, he is the Benchinator!!
Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....
Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....
by s_k123 May 14, 2015
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