When someone
bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for
whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern
society.
Toby: why
don't you swim at your local pool?
Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of
water.
Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?
Elliot: I dislike the Shape.
Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog