blexting

Communicating with a third party via SMS while performing the act of fellatio.

Person A: "We just got back to his place...Gah."
Person B: "Gah? You best not be blexting. Bad form!"

by oban89 August 5, 2012

Blexting

- Verb

The act of text messaging someone while bligerently drunk usually to the point where one does not remeber sending the message/s. This Generally includes messages to friends, potential hook-ups, any hot female, girlfriends, and especially ex-girlfriends.

Other similar words include blalling, blemailing, and blacebooking

Dude I was so blacked out last night that i started blexting my ex-girlfriend I was horny.

by Jack OfHearts June 19, 2010

BLEETING

A word used by George Holland at Chaucer Technology College, in Canterbury. This word was used in an angry argument between the teacher and the student. The meaning is to put something off and answer back.

'But Sir..'
'STOP BLEETING.'

by Christopher Haore February 18, 2009

Bleating Meeting

Business meeting where none of the parties involved are empowered to enact any changes or make decisions while the Shepherd is not present.

"We're stuck in a Bleating Meeting. None of the ideas we're coming up with means anything until Ronda the Director shows up - if at all."

by Greywulf007 December 9, 2009

Bexting

Text-message version of a booty-call.

That ho is totally bexting me again. It's past midnight, she just wants to get laid.

by ROC Urbanity October 11, 2008

Bexting

A poorly proof read text; also including auto correct, inappropriate punctuation, and completely nonsensical words because the individual typing hasn't taken two seconds to read what they just typed.

"Whatr are yihvdiung?"
"Bexting aga I n?"

"Oops soery."

by Bexter99 October 12, 2013

Bjexting

The ability to text on a smart phone while simultaneously giving a man a blowjob

I have a girlfriend who is so good bjexting on her iphone to friends while making me cum, I took a photo of her doing it and posted it online.

by Dakota_Edm July 19, 2011