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The act of text messaging someone while bligerently drunk usually to the point where one does not remeber sending the message/s. This Generally includes messages to friends, potential hook-ups, any hot female, girlfriends, and especially ex-girlfriends.

Other similar words include blalling, blemailing, and blacebooking
Dude I was so blacked out last night that i started blexting my ex-girlfriend I was horny.
Blexting by Jack OfHearts June 19, 2010

BLEETING 

A word used by George Holland at Chaucer Technology College, in Canterbury. This word was used in an angry argument between the teacher and the student. The meaning is to put something off and answer back.
'But Sir..'
'STOP BLEETING.'
BLEETING by Christopher Haore February 18, 2009

Bleating Meeting 

Business meeting where none of the parties involved are empowered to enact any changes or make decisions while the Shepherd is not present.
"We're stuck in a Bleating Meeting. None of the ideas we're coming up with means anything until Ronda the Director shows up - if at all."
Bleating Meeting by Greywulf007 December 9, 2009
Text-message version of a booty-call.
That ho is totally bexting me again. It's past midnight, she just wants to get laid.
Bexting by ROC Urbanity October 11, 2008
A poorly proof read text; also including auto correct, inappropriate punctuation, and completely nonsensical words because the individual typing hasn't taken two seconds to read what they just typed.
"Whatr are yihvdiung?"
"Bexting aga I n?"

"Oops soery."
Bexting by Bexter99 October 12, 2013

Bjexting 

The ability to text on a smart phone while simultaneously giving a man a blowjob
I have a girlfriend who is so good bjexting on her iphone to friends while making me cum, I took a photo of her doing it and posted it online.
Bjexting by Dakota_Edm July 19, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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