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Bleeting 

Bleeting - A hybrid of blogging and tweeting, as in posting to a blog with a maximum of 140 characters. A form of journalism as haiku.
The Wall Street Journal had a live blog of President Barack Obama's Feb. 24, 2009 speech in which editors were bleeting -- posting 140 character comments as the President spoke.
Bleeting by JBBlanco February 25, 2009

bleeding side 

A band from southeast

GA with front man Tre' L
bleeding side rocks!!! I love those guys!!!
bleeding side by Longdongducky October 13, 2011

bleeding diarrhea 

I have bleeding diarrhea. what the hell did i do?

The Bleeding Twats 

One of North Carolina's best punk bands. Formed in 2008 and beginning with only two members, the band has become a common name in the underground punk scene. Picking up a bass player in 2010 as well as many new songs, they're gaining in popularity. Even opening for people such as CJ Ramone.
Did you catch The Bleeding Twats last night, They fucked my life up!

Bleeding Rivers

To bitch and moan constantly to the point where it feels there is a river of menstrol blood flowing through the room you are standing in.

Both Male and Female can and do bleed rivers.
"Ah man I got home late last night and my mother was bleeding RIVERS on me"

- dude spills drink on another dude
person 1 "WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
person 2"Stop bleeding rivers man it was an accident"
person 1"Your right brotha, its cahz"
Bleeding Rivers by Kurdumbri March 8, 2011

bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.
Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!
bleeding turds by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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