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Bleating Meeting 

Business meeting where none of the parties involved are empowered to enact any changes or make decisions while the Shepherd is not present.
"We're stuck in a Bleating Meeting. None of the ideas we're coming up with means anything until Ronda the Director shows up - if at all."
Bleating Meeting by Greywulf007 December 9, 2009

bleating sloth 

Someone that is a useful fool that does nothing, but makes a lot of noise complaining
That bleating sloth got a canary for his car, because he never changed his tyres.
bleating sloth by alyeda June 23, 2008

Bleating Wine

Expensive wine that is poured only during celebrations
Please get us some of that bleating wine in the evening
Bleating Wine by Kariuontel February 9, 2020

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!
Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!
seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.
I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.
beating army by Chesty J December 1, 2014