Caught Blesing is when your sucking on your girls tits and then her dad walks in while your doing it. It’s an awful thing to think about, but May happen sometime in your life
Blyxing is a self-harm "technique" in which the self-harmer pushes a sharp object (such as scissors, a knife, etc.) into their bellybutton. This usually induces a great pain in the user. While mostly unknown, some self-harmers prefer blyxing over cutting because no visible marks are left behind (though some are probably left inside the bellybutton) so a self-harmer could blyx unnoticed for an extremely long period of time.
Ryan: I heard you found out your girlfriend was blyxing, dude.
Matt: Yeah I walked in on her pushing a pair of scissors into her bellybutton, it almost made me cry.
When one has Swagger; Usually decked out in Nike or Polo; presents himself/herself with confidence and superiority. Might be seen wearing two headbands but is always seen with at least one. Considered a King of Oneself.
To orchestrate social or informal arrangements, events, to influence the secondary plans of others (travel / accommodation) on the basis that there is said event to attend, and then cancel, pull-out or bail on entire event, effectively leaving prospective attendees stranded. This can sometimes manifest itself as a "Sorry i couldn't be there in person..." satellite beam-in.
"So then everyone cancelled and it was just me and him there."
"Really? How come?"
"Well the guy that organised the party has a habit and history of consistently Bexing It."
"Man, that sucks."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.