Bexting
Text-message version of a booty-call.
Bexting by ROC Urbanity October 11, 2008
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A poorly proof read text; also including auto correct, inappropriate punctuation, and completely nonsensical words because the individual typing hasn't taken two seconds to read what they just typed.
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Sometimes if Sharon drinks too much boxed wine, she engages in bexting so that her friends don't hear her begging for booty.
bexting by midget85742 October 18, 2008
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Bexting by DriveByBexting March 4, 2011
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backseat texting - similar to backseat driving. when you are texting someone and a friend is calling out what to say or what you have have written.
Tim: (texting friend) come downstairs we're almost there.
Mike: you should have told him we're here already.
Tim: thanks for bexting, next time you do the texting.
Mike: you should have told him we're here already.
Tim: thanks for bexting, next time you do the texting.
Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer
A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008