Blerching 

The act of infecting your crankshaft by inserting a foreign object so that it inflates beyond regular size.

A: "Dude have you tried blerching?"
B: "No, should I?"
A: "Totally my hog is way bigger and now I can pee cream cheese!!"

Blerching by SigmaChode345 March 6, 2024

Breaching 

When your poop is so large that it breaks the surface tension of the water from below. (similar in concept to how a whale or a submarine “breaches” the water)

Dude, that was the biggest turd of my life! Look! It’s even breaching!

Breaching by The Brof3ssor November 8, 2020

blitching 

the act of bitching or whining on a blog.(weblog/online journal)

quit your blitching and blog about something more exciting!

I'm blitching (blog bitching) about this because i have 505 emails in my inbox.

blitching by crazymamaof6 February 27, 2008

belching beaver

A queef.

No-one got any sleep that night at the sorority house, thanks to Ashley and her Belching Beaver.

belching beaver by Spanky G April 24, 2020

cum belching trailer trash 

(noun) 1. An insult - Usually a female who is thought of as someone who sluts-around. 2. An expansion of the insult "trailer trash" taking the term to a level that encompasses the type of trailer trash who sucks dick a lot (A LOT!) and swallows so much cum that her belly is full of it, causing her to "burp" or "belch," if you will, cum.

I wouldn't take Jane to any kind of fancy resteraunt since she's nothing but cum belching trailer trash anyway.

Why would you want to meet chicks at the flea-market? All you're gonna find there is a bunch of cum belching trailer trash.

cum belching trailer trash by Dale E. September 18, 2008

palm beaching 

wearing shoes without socks…

Ray was palm beaching down atlantic avenue in wicked fresh ferragamo's

palm beaching by 561Gansta January 26, 2014

benching 

Benching is when you start dating someone you think is nice and who has potential, but you're not crazy about them. You don't know wether to keep dating them, or dump them and move on to the next one. This is where benching happens; instead of going for either of the above polarized options, you put your date in your mental 'maybe' folder and 'bench them' so you date around to see what else is out there.

Sarah: How's your dating life going, Jill, weren't you seeing that guy Jack?
Jill: Yeah I am, sort of. He's just ok, so I've been benching him and dating around more.

John: Hey Jack, how are things going with that girl Jill you're dating?
Jack: Idk man, I know she's seeing other guys, and I think I've been benched.

benching by ChemistryEscalationCoachMattA March 22, 2017