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Bleaching 

(blēch•íng) ppv
the act of whitewashing one’s words, usually after the fact, in attempt to mitigate public disapproval, aka moving the goalposts, aka inventing the long story, aka out of whole cloth, aka changing his tune, aka telling us another tale
clorox spin retract withdraw prevaricate
“ You are just bleaching now; I heard what you said the first time”
“Stop bleaching, you liar”
“Bleaching won’t save you, the whole world heard what you said
Bleaching by effinrit April 26, 2020
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Bleaching 

Bleaching (also called Satanic bleaching) is a process used by Satanists to make victims forget people, places, and events.
The Sidran Institute stated that bleaching is performed by Satanists.
Bleaching by ScienceBurt February 4, 2020

Bleaching Socks 

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.
Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!
Bleaching Socks by d00wrag February 22, 2011

Bleaching the scene 

Masturbating while at a crime scene where a murder has taken place.

Rubbing one out.
I always bleach the scene before going out on dates.

I make it a habit of bleaching the scene before I go out on dates.

bleaching the sheets 

When u have the sex and the girl dosent want to open her mouth wide enough and u change the color of the bed sheets to white with semen
Him: Babe open ur mouth
Her: mhmm
Him: I hope u enjoy me bleaching the sheets then
bleaching the sheets by PapiChulo3 January 20, 2018

Bleaching the Limestone

When an albino man ejaculates on the chiseled abs of another albino man or woman.
When he saw his abs he knew it was perfect for bleaching the limestone.

Bleaching the courtyard

“He was moving too fast and didn’t make it inside, so he ended up bleaching the courtyard instead.”
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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