Lerching

to creep around and hit on girls in the most awkward way possible. Also, if one lerches, he or she will drink protein shakes religiously and take creatine pills every day and wear lifting gloves to the gym.

"Hey Joe did you see Mike lerching around today?"
"Yes, we saw him at the gym and then 10 minutes later at the dinning hall following us around."

by The Real BJ March 25, 2013

Lerching

To initiate discharge of complete brain malfunction without realization of any drawn chemical to bodily reactions. Lerching has a radiant chemical discharge of the brain's functional development and memory. Lerching causes mass confusion and temporary hysteria. Lerching is highly contagious. It's chemical imbalance alters the mind's functional processing.

Lerching is a moment defining sheer brain disfunction, often defined in embarrassing situations of double takes and memory recollection if any.

More than likely sources to find lerching would be in areas of sobriety lack. Drunk, stoned, tweaked,you name it.

Common wordings include: Lerch, lerching, the Lerch effect/Lerch syndrome, lerchinitis, lerchover, the lerch

Did you see that guy over there? He was lerching hard and pour gasoline down his arm instead of in the car.

Another common find "quit perching on the bowl"

by chickenandbeansblerb January 15, 2014

Lurching Around

The act of pursuing or hitting on females in an extremely sketchy or sleazy manner, usually while thoroughly inebriated. Telltale signs may include bad dancing, inappropriate touching, constant staring, rude comments, and standing over someone's bed and watching them sleep.

The party was good, but I felt really bad for some of the girls there, Adam was really lurching around all night.

by The Whitest Knight August 17, 2008

leching

when someone is obviously perving on someone else

"that guy was totally leching on me...what a sleaze!"

by starry February 14, 2005

Leeching

The act of constantly bumming food, cigarettes, weed, lighters, or anything they can from friends but never giving it back or repaying them.

"Josh is always leeching off me."
"Yeah he bummed 2 cigs off me and never gave me any back"
"Let's kill him"

"Ok"

by Kitten1013 September 14, 2016

leeching

To download without giving anything in return, esp. a huge file. To suck (bandwidth) dry, as a leech would.

Also: 'leech-light' - the HD activity light when on 'full'.

I'm leeching a movie from this guy.

Getting a good rate - my leech-light is on solid!

by D December 12, 2003

Leeching

Leeching (verb) comes from the subject leech. A leecher is a person who are a part of something, but dosent do shit.

He was just leeching the whole school lesson today, he didnt do sht.

by HoneyDoMePlz January 15, 2013