Blenderista

Person who makes smoothie

I am a blenderista at a restaurant.

Blenderista by TLLT November 3, 2022

Blunderstanding 

to gain new insight through serendipitous means

Alfred Nobel gained a new blunderstanding of explosives when he accidentally mixed collodium (gun cotton) with nitroglycerin to create dynamite. President Bush now blunderstands what it might take to bring democracy to a Middle Eastern country by trying to rid Iraq of WMD’s.

Blunderstanding by D. MacFarlane November 8, 2007

Blunderstand 

to gain new insight through a serendipitous mistake

Alfred Nobel gained a new blunderstanding of explosives when he accidentally mixed collodium (gun cotton) with nitroglycerin to create dynamite. President Bush now blunderstands what it might take to bring democracy to a Middle Eastern country by trying to rid Iraq of WMD’s.

Blunderstand by D. MacFarlane January 5, 2009

Blunderstatement 

A dangerously understated and inaccurate description of a situation.

"The Boris Johnson press conference was largely blunderstatement."

Blunderstatement by justified_jamms February 21, 2022

blendertard 

A person who uses Blender and thinks they are superior to every other art form to exist. They will go out of their way to prove that blender is better, usually with excuses on 'Hey, this is just blender assets!' even though half the time it's lighting produced by the particular program itself.

Think Narcissism but for online dweebs with no life experience besides blender.

''You think your blender is better then anyone else work? You such a blendertard.''

blendertard by ihavenoenemies October 7, 2023

blonderister 

when you are having a fight about who is more blond.

i'm blond.
i'm blonder.
i'm blonderest.
i'm blonderister!

blonderister by Andera February 21, 2006

blendarista 

Simone who is working with blenders

I’m a blendarista at a smoothie shop.

blendarista by TLLT November 21, 2022