Blonder

When someone is clearly more blonde than someone else or when someone behaves in a way that's more blonde than anyone else

person1 "No, you're blonde!"
person2 "YOU'RE BLONDER THEN"

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being more blond then usual

Miranda has brown hair but she is blonder then most blonds

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When someone acts more blonde then another.

Bradyn: you’re acting blonde
Ashley: you’re acting blonder

blonder by annymous247 September 28, 2020

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Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.

'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie

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A person who only f*cks blondes

Brunette: Hey I was wondering do....

Guy: Sorry I'm a Blonder

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Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.

a blonder by Cletus November 30, 2003

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When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.

Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.

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