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being more blond then usual
Miranda has brown hair but she is blonder then most blonds
blonder by icedaman aka superman October 3, 2008
When someone acts more blonde then another.
Bradyn: you’re acting blonde
Ashley: you’re acting blonder
blonder by annymous247 September 28, 2020

blonder than barbie 

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.
'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie
A person who only f*cks blondes
Brunette: Hey I was wondering do....

Guy: Sorry I'm a Blonder
a blonder by : P ya right May 17, 2006
Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.
a blonder by Cletus November 30, 2003

Antique Blonde

When a woman's greyish/silver hair is showing when her blonde dye job is fading.
Marsha needs to pick up some Nice and Easy touch up to cover her Antique Blonde colour.
Antique Blonde by will bitten September 13, 2017
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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