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blendering 

1. (verb) to mix things up with the use of a blender.
my friend thought she was smarter than me, but i couldn't hear her over the sound of my roommate blendering his post-workout smoothie
blendering by nickjames23 March 18, 2011

Blondering 

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.
On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.
Blondering by matree May 26, 2010

blundering idiot 

To be the type of idiot that not only doesn't have a proper grasp of the English language, but also has no coordination and occasionally runs into things and trips over their own feet
Allison is a blundering idiot and usually gets high right before going to her parents house.
blundering idiot by Lexthesquare November 27, 2013

blenderxcore 

describing scene kids with the haircuts that resemble being cut by a blender. marked by choppy, messy, short layers at the top and back of the head. also styled with large amounts of gel to make the layers more noticeable and sticking in every direction. basically just a really bad haircut.
-did you see that scene kid's hair? its so blenderxcore.
-he looks like he lost a fight with a lawnmower.

-i got my hair cut by someone that didnt speak english and now i look blenderxcore
blenderxcore by rainbowsandgasoline February 13, 2009

Benderino 

My neighbor Shaun Stewart is a Benderino
Benderino by Benderino April 25, 2021

Blendercocked 

Similar to cockblocking; used at times to describe how it feels to be somehow rejected or pained in some way.
"My girlfriend ditched me last night for my best friend, who's a chick. It would've been cool if I could watch instead of being blendercocked."
Blendercocked by Elise Payne February 15, 2010