blindering 

Blinding & bewildering at the same time.

The fox walked through the blindering mist.

blindering by ipm November 10, 2019

blindering 

The state of being following a blinder into one’s eye hole.

We had a blindering time last night. It was sad.

blindering by Beanbag333 November 10, 2019

Effing and Blinding 

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.

In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.

Effing and Blinding by chris wheelie April 29, 2005

Blithering idiot 

Basically, James May and Richard Hammond when they talk to Jermey Clarkson

Hammond you blithering idiot, you totally ruined this car!

Blithering idiot by Goh nakhor September 27, 2019

blithering idiot 

Someone highly unsensible. A highly annoying person. A babbling idiot.

You're a blithering idiot

blithering idiot by Catwisperer November 26, 2016

blendering 

1. (verb) to mix things up with the use of a blender.

my friend thought she was smarter than me, but i couldn't hear her over the sound of my roommate blendering his post-workout smoothie

blendering by nickjames23 March 18, 2011

Blinding the Marlin 

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.

My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.

Blinding the Marlin by BigDaddy88 May 3, 2009