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a nasty blowjob. one that leaves a mess of saliva, usually the result of heavy deep throating.
my girlfriend got on her knees and gave me one hell of a blasty last night!
blasty by captain corndog36 April 13, 2011

blasty blast 

having a great time doing something, extention of having a blast
Rolling around in the back of the cement truck was a blasty blast-Dane Cook,Comedian
blasty blast by renee rodriguez September 23, 2006

Blasty-blast 

to be epically fun and/or amazing in adventure quality
That party was a Blasty-blast!

Blasty McNasty

Any person having an extremely great time at a party or event would be known as having a Blasty McNasty.

A heightened sense of crunk.
I had a Blasty McNasty at the party last night.

My birthday was a Blasty McNasty.
Blasty McNasty by coffeesamuri February 2, 2010

Blasty Blast 

(n): The act of a guy cumming on someone else.
"She took a blasty blast in the eye last night."

Can also be used in verb form, i.e. "I blasty blasted all over her face."
Blasty Blast by DCfan2009 December 6, 2011

Blasty McBirdshot 

1. A term to describe Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney, given the fact that he had shot a companion in the face while hunting for birds.
The safest place to stand while hunting with Blasty McBirdshot is behind him.
Blasty McBirdshot by jesster79 October 17, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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