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blasty blast

Rolling around in the back of the cement truck was a blasty blast-Dane Cook,Comedian
by renee rodriguez September 23, 2006
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Blasty-blast

to be epically fun and/or amazing in adventure quality
That party was a Blasty-blast!
by The doom Bringer June 10, 2009
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Blasty Blast

(n): The act of a guy cumming on someone else.
"She took a blasty blast in the eye last night."

Can also be used in verb form, i.e. "I blasty blasted all over her face."
by DCfan2009 December 6, 2011
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Blast-e-Blast

Having a blast while simultaneously getting blasted.
Smoking marijuana while having a good time.
last night me and tim had a blast-e-blast when we climbed up the water tower and smoked a marijuana joint.
by party marty jr. September 14, 2010
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Cold Red Baja Blast

Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.

Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
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E-blast

When you push a fart and poop a little but instead of poop it's one of the buttons you were eating off of that keyboard the other day
Oh man I'm just gonna shake that e-blast down the leg of my pants
by OOMJ May 24, 2021
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Gastric Blast

A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.

Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.

Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.

His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
by Jrubadub February 4, 2012
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