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Blastonomy 

The study of NASA's Apollo and Space Shuttle Missions
I took a Blastonomy course on YouTube focusing on Apollo 13.
Blastonomy by tmanfresno May 31, 2009

Blastmonkeyed

A fraternity event that involves getting so intoxicated that you feel thee need to do something wild and outlandish.
David got so blastmonkeyed last night that he stole the greek letters off the Tri Lambda house.
Blastmonkeyed by FratHard August 9, 2010
(v.) The act of being cast off to an island anywhere significantly far from home for being a bastard of gargantuan proportions.
Bob: Dude I'm bored, wheres that bastard of gargantuan proportions?

Joe: I don't know, we should totally Bastoon his ass.
Bastoon by J n' U June 8, 2011
A combination of a stupid bastard and a fucking buffoon.
Bill is a total bastoon, his sex jokes and language totally cock blocked me with Julie last night.
Bastoon by Panchito Sanchez May 10, 2009

bastoont 

a word my brother made up it has no meaning it’s just funny
A BASTOONT
bastoont by shittyfart November 25, 2022

Blastronaut 

A consciousness that has "Blasted off" with DMT.
"I'm going to explore the hyperspace with my fellow blastronauts"
Blastronaut by RedPandaExplorer January 12, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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