Blars 

One who rapes teddy bears. See blars.org

That sicko is a blars!

Blars by Dmitri June 3, 2004

blars 

an overwhelming monstrosity of a human being who's diet consist of foraging for the greasiest of fast food concoctions.

that blars is going to town on that 7 pound bean burrito

blars by badnewz November 3, 2009

Blars 

The one guy that nobody fucks with

That guy is such a fucking blars,man

Blars by Trick McBlick October 9, 2020

Bears day 

Two young men drinking 40's in a hidden place performing sexual favors on each other.

Hey man, wanna grab some brew and go to the creek? You know and have a "bears day"?

Bears day by Blind Tony April 29, 2011

lemon bars 

The official snack treat of bisexuality.

He's definitely bi, look at how many lemon bars he has

lemon bars by Aphra July 9, 2018

Bears, Beets, Battlestar 

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

Bears, Beets, Battlestar by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019

chicago bars 

This term describes the 'all-the-way-forward' handlebar position most commonly seen on BMX bikes in urban areas of the United States.

Rather than having the handlebars in a vertical position (as the more practical BMX riders tend to do), the individual who chooses the 'chicago' position instead prefers to lay his or her handlebars all the way forward in an attempt to do any or all of the following things:

1. Allow more knee room on a bike which is far too short for them, possibly because they are a 7-foot tall, 52 year old alcoholic who is riding their grandchild's Wal-Mart bike to the beer store at dawn on a Monday

2. Look 'cool' on an overly small bicycle, which is near-impossible, especially when the rider is visibly frustrated by this situation, and having apparent difficulty controlling said bike.

3. Create the illusion of having a 'low rider' bike, but without making any actual low rider modifications.

All chicago bars ever did was make BMX bikes harder to ride, and cause an untold number of unnecessary faceplants in the ghetto, and under certain circumstances, they may even alert the police to possible cracktivities in the area, due to the obvious fucktardation on the part of these clueless bike riders.

Hahaha! Did you see that guy with his bars almost rubbing the front tire? WTF?

Yes I did; that's because we're in the hood. Now stop sweating that chump's chicago bars and tell that baby on the corner to stop selling weed.

chicago bars by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 22, 2010