Blandyman

a person who is dull and boring and knows not how to have a good time. A fun sponge/killjoy.

dat guy is being some serious blandyman!

by badman whiteland October 15, 2012

BandMan

A guy that's all about his $$, Commas, or bands. He will do anything it takes to get his money and will grind no matter how hard it gets.

Woahhh hes really a BandMan!!!

by BandMan$$ July 30, 2018

blindsman

blidsman blodsman.

“that man is a blindsman” -miller

by Some bosman April 9, 2022

blancmange

1. a boring or rather uninteresting person

2. typical cornstarch-thickened pudding popular in England

3. A space pastry from the andromeda glaxy who wish to turn all the englishmen into scotts men in order to win wimbleton.

Look, Mr. and Mrs. Brainsample have come on to the court, it appears they intend to eat the blancmanges.
Horray! this is a good day for man ind

by erin November 13, 2004

Blindman River

place. A bustling commune south of Blackfalds in the upper cretaceous part of Alberta. Founded in 1968 by born-again pacifists Blindman River rapidly became the local centre of gravel-related industry. Reknowned for their kettle-corn maize and recently built fancy string-bag factory the devoted inhabitants are fighting to bring prosperity and a modicum of educated classiness to the region. Clothing-optional Fridays attract new recruits for the weekends but the lack of advancement opportunities and long chants usually result in a mass exodus of the new blood by Tuesday.

Twice voted Commune of the Year by New Moon Monthly the commune is hoping to have an on-site schoolhouse completed soon.

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I need a macrame bag for my lap-top. Let's stop into Blindman River.

Why not wait until Friday?

by gnostic1 August 7, 2012

blandmark

The not so exciting place or thing that serves as the marker for a neighborhood.

"The blandmark right by my house is Group Health Hospital" or "That 7-11 sure is a blandmark".

by scharrera February 3, 2010

blindmans bomb

when you jerk off into a condom, then, while its still on, piss into it, then tie it off like a waterballoon, and throw it on someone's car

Hey man, I was so drunk last night I hit Jamie's car with a blindmans bomb!

by Das Fuhr December 24, 2008