blancmange

1. a boring or rather uninteresting person

2. typical cornstarch-thickened pudding popular in England

3. A space pastry from the andromeda glaxy who wish to turn all the englishmen into scotts men in order to win wimbleton.

Look, Mr. and Mrs. Brainsample have come on to the court, it appears they intend to eat the blancmanges.
Horray! this is a good day for man ind

by erin November 13, 2004

blancmange

A bland, unenergetic, boring person. From an English word for a kind of custard.

Gray Davis is nothing but a blancmange.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

blancmange

Noun: A sweet opaque gelatinous dessert made with cornstarch and milk.

My blancmange is bland today with my tea...pity.

by littlebrownbird October 7, 2011

Blancmanging

Verb: The act of scissoring between two grotesquely obese individuals. (usually lesbians)

Jesus christ I've just vomited myself inside out at the sight of those blubbersom whales blancmanging!

by aporcupine September 25, 2009

Blancmange

A sexually inept person.

- Dude, he`s such a blancmange. I`ve been whisky-dicked.

- Whisky be damned! He`s a dick alright.

by MaddCatt April 24, 2021