bandmance 

when two bands love each other and actively attend each others gigs, gratuitous ego stroking may also occur.

member of 1st band: "you guys TOTALLY ROCKED TONIGHT!!!"
member of 2nd band: "yeah but you guys TOTALLY ROCKED OUT last night"
member of 1st band: "YEY!! BLOWKENS ALL ROUND!!"
member of 2nd band: "dont forget to cup the balls!"
member of 1st band: "total bandmance brus"

bandmance by greenmitsi83 December 30, 2010

bandmance 

a relationship that develops on a band trip that usually lasts about a week and leaves one party in deep regret

It's a good thing that Brad's relationship with that one girl was just a bandmance she was the biggest whore in school!

bandmance by intrnashonalsuperstud October 3, 2009

Bankmanned Fried 

To be "Bankmanned" , "Bankmanned Fried" or "Bankman Frazzled" is when everything instantaneously, yea in a flash of Holy Lightning, turns into a total and utter pile of steaming floffy shit!

Troilus: Old Don's ass got royally Bankmanned Fried !

Cressida: What?? That old schmuck was boasting on Sunday night about his new boyfriend, the villa he bought in St. Tropez and his new Jeep Cherokee!

Troilus: His ass got bankmann fried on Monday night !!!!! His new boyfriend cleared out his accounts, ran off with his accountant, the villa burned down and joyriders fucked his jeep and left it in pieces!!!!!

Cressida: his old ass just got bankman fried!!!!!!!!!

Bankmanned Fried by Seymour B. Oundas November 9, 2022

BandMan

A guy that's all about his $$, Commas, or bands. He will do anything it takes to get his money and will grind no matter how hard it gets.

Woahhh hes really a BandMan!!!

BandMan by BandMan$$ July 30, 2018

barmance 

a barmance is like a bromance but instead of your guy friend, it's a relationship between the local watering hole's bar staff and you, their loyal customer. it might mean just free drinks but who knows what it might lead to...

"hey, did you see bob?"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"

barmance by florida dreamin December 23, 2009

beardmance 

When others can't stop talking about your god like beard! They go as far as wanting to rub up against your mighty whiskers or even running their fingers through your facial fur!

Last night I saw a mighty beard..and all I could think of was how I want to stroke that mountainous beard.....Dude I think I'm having a beardmance for those whiskers!

beardmance by beardster December 1, 2011

bet your bollocks to a barndance 

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"

"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch

bet your bollocks to a barndance by i focking hate pikeys December 3, 2007