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Burritoes and bluesed

To top a child in a public place
He burritoes and bluesed her
To be ripped to shreds; To be fucked over by something/someone.
Stacey bluesed me when she cheated on me with my bro man.
bluesed by pope olivia November 7, 2017
a women (or man) with a hugely perfect butt.

blessed with a booty :)
"damn girl! you are blassed"
blassed by bunnyhero7 September 7, 2009

Floose Bluesed 

Adj. Stonish (Stoner talk.)

To be extremely inoxicated due to smoking several bong, and steamroller hits.
Texter 1; Omg. Guess what just happened, Hillarrryyyyyyy.
Texter 2: Oh, hell no. I am too "floose bluesed" for your bitchass right now.
Floose Bluesed by hayDexter February 26, 2011
When someone is in a mood that they act very childish, rude, and/or annoying.
"yo, shes mad blassed today"
"why you so blassed?"
Blassed by aliandtoriTC! August 15, 2009