bluesed

To be ripped to shreds; To be fucked over by something/someone.

Stacey bluesed me when she cheated on me with my bro man.

by pope olivia November 7, 2017

bluesed

in a state of shock or disappointment; or meaning "bruh"

#bluesed
"I'm so bluesed right now."
"That shit bluesed me."

by ace1shiftz September 5, 2023

Burritoes and bluesed

To top a child in a public place

He burritoes and bluesed her

by TheHeartPartIV June 11, 2017

Floose Bluesed

Adj. Stonish (Stoner talk.)

To be extremely inoxicated due to smoking several bong, and steamroller hits.

Texter 1; Omg. Guess what just happened, Hillarrryyyyyyy.
Texter 2: Oh, hell no. I am too "floose bluesed" for your bitchass right now.

by hayDexter February 26, 2011

bluesdank

A long-haired trap that is attracted to men and furries

if you keep talking about furries like that, you're going to become a bluesdank

by owoyouresowarm January 14, 2019

bluesdank

A trap with long hair, but he secretly doesn't clean said hair out of fear he might lose his pet flea. Wears blue hats to hide said flea.

Damn it Bill, the cat is bluesdank again.

by jesus chreest June 21, 2019

Blursed

Blessed and cursed at the same time

*Picture of dog trying to put another dog in his mouth*
Blursed
Cursed because a dog is trying to eat another dog
Blessed because dogs are cute

by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020