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#bluesed
"I'm so bluesed right now."
"That shit bluesed me."
bluesed by ace1shiftz September 5, 2023

Burritoes and bluesed

To top a child in a public place
He burritoes and bluesed her

Floose Bluesed 

Adj. Stonish (Stoner talk.)

To be extremely inoxicated due to smoking several bong, and steamroller hits.
Texter 1; Omg. Guess what just happened, Hillarrryyyyyyy.
Texter 2: Oh, hell no. I am too "floose bluesed" for your bitchass right now.
Floose Bluesed by hayDexter February 26, 2011

bluesdank 

A long-haired trap that is attracted to men and furries
if you keep talking about furries like that, you're going to become a bluesdank
bluesdank by owoyouresowarm January 14, 2019

bluesdank 

A trap with long hair, but he secretly doesn't clean said hair out of fear he might lose his pet flea. Wears blue hats to hide said flea.
Damn it Bill, the cat is bluesdank again.
bluesdank by jesus chreest June 21, 2019
Blessed and cursed at the same time
*Picture of dog trying to put another dog in his mouth*
Blursed
Cursed because a dog is trying to eat another dog
Blessed because dogs are cute
Blursed by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020