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in a state of shock or disappointment; or meaning "bruh"
#bluesed
"I'm so bluesed right now."
"That shit bluesed me."
bluesed by ace1shiftz September 5, 2023

Burritoes and bluesed

To top a child in a public place
He burritoes and bluesed her

Floose Bluesed 

Adj. Stonish (Stoner talk.)

To be extremely inoxicated due to smoking several bong, and steamroller hits.
Texter 1; Omg. Guess what just happened, Hillarrryyyyyyy.
Texter 2: Oh, hell no. I am too "floose bluesed" for your bitchass right now.
Floose Bluesed by hayDexter February 26, 2011

bluesdank 

A long-haired trap that is attracted to men and furries
if you keep talking about furries like that, you're going to become a bluesdank
bluesdank by owoyouresowarm January 14, 2019

bluesdank 

A trap with long hair, but he secretly doesn't clean said hair out of fear he might lose his pet flea. Wears blue hats to hide said flea.
Damn it Bill, the cat is bluesdank again.
bluesdank by jesus chreest June 21, 2019
Blessed and cursed at the same time
*Picture of dog trying to put another dog in his mouth*
Blursed
Cursed because a dog is trying to eat another dog
Blessed because dogs are cute
Blursed by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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