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bluesed

To be ripped to shreds; To be fucked over by something/someone.
Stacey bluesed me when she cheated on me with my bro man.
by pope olivia November 7, 2017
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"I'm so bluesed right now."
"That shit bluesed me."
by ace1shiftz September 5, 2023
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Floose Bluesed

Adj. Stonish (Stoner talk.)

To be extremely inoxicated due to smoking several bong, and steamroller hits.
Texter 1; Omg. Guess what just happened, Hillarrryyyyyyy.
Texter 2: Oh, hell no. I am too "floose bluesed" for your bitchass right now.
by hayDexter February 26, 2011
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bluesdank

A long-haired trap that is attracted to men and furries
if you keep talking about furries like that, you're going to become a bluesdank
by owoyouresowarm January 14, 2019
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bluesdank

A trap with long hair, but he secretly doesn't clean said hair out of fear he might lose his pet flea. Wears blue hats to hide said flea.
Damn it Bill, the cat is bluesdank again.
by jesus chreest June 21, 2019
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Blursed

Blessed and cursed at the same time
*Picture of dog trying to put another dog in his mouth*
Blursed
Cursed because a dog is trying to eat another dog
Blessed because dogs are cute
by Wideeyedweirdo August 25, 2020
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