Bitchin'er

An object which is more bitchin' than yours.

Stephanie: You were frolicking!
Allison: My frolic is bitchin'er than yours.

by alliomarie November 3, 2009

Bitcoiner

A heavily invested Bitcoin enthusiast.

Joe W: "Bitcoin is a joke!, It's a ponzi scheme! It's like baseball cards and tulip mania all over again".

Bitcoiner: "Bitcoin will reach $100,000 and then we'll see if it's a joke!"

by Dovetail November 12, 2013

bitchiness

Refers to the level or amount to which a bitch is being bitchy or bitch-like.

"I know you're having a bad day but tone down the bitchiness."

by rjoynesjr July 6, 2008

Psycho Bitchinesis

A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.

Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?

Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!

Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???

by Skybo67 October 12, 2009

bitchners

Two gorgeous, vuluptious, enticing, supple, large, tantalizing, delicious, mouth-watering, makes you do nothing but want to squeeze them over and over and over and over again breasts. The reason that the term motorboating came to be.

Matt: Wow, did you see the bitchners on that chick?

Hoffman: Yeah, I might schoon later to the thought of them

by kknight986 August 11, 2009

Bitchifer

Any hot babe named Jennifer who happens to be a real bitch.

Fred: Jennifer has the hottest ass.

Barney: Too bad she's a real bitch.

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John: Have you met Bitchifer yet?

Mel: No, who is that?

John: She's the really hot looking bitch down the hall.

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Frank: Why does Bitchifer have to be so good looking? Looking at her makes me both horny and angry.

by FlipperAche July 29, 2012

Bitchiness

Someone smart who knows how to preserve its personal rights- usually use for spies and politicians

His bitchiness finally led him to win

by Davina12 December 22, 2020