A alcoholic beverage crafted by a Texan consisting of half a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade, a slice of lime, a splash of tonic water, and a shot of tequila. The name derives from the common opinion that Mike's Hard Lemonade is a 'bitches' drink.
Giving advice to a new coworker: "Watch out for Tina- don't get trapped into conversations with her. One time, I just asked how her day was going and spent the rest of my lunch period listening to a bitchertation about kids nowadays"
After Terry's fifteen-minute long bitchertation against Taylor Swift and green M&Ms, the interviewer decided that this person is not a good candidate for the open position of town librarian