Bitch Beard 

A beard grown to signify something bad that has happened, and how much of a bitch he is about handling it.

Did you see Dom in gears 3? He grew a bitch beard because his wife died.

Bitch Beard by Geno2242 September 29, 2011

beardless bitch 

someone who has no sense of adventure or who is weak in physical or moral strength, therefore they have metaphorically rejected their manhood and become a beardless bitch.

Wow Steve over there wouldn't even come doorbell ditching with us, what a beardless bitch.

Tyler is so weak, he cant even curl that ten pound dumb bell. He's such a beardless bitch.

beardless bitch by ninefoureight November 23, 2011

Bearded Bitch 

When a man has a va-jay-jay. Or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his sexual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.

Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'

Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.

‎*Blonde woman plays piñata with a bearded bitch*

Alex Buckenham

Bruce Forsyth

Bearded Bitch by AbzzMaxx June 21, 2011

Bearded Bitch-tit 

(n.) Beer-did bich-tit

The limpid, pale, hair-covered mammaries of a bearded male-bitch who has been suckled too long by his mother, thus resulting in him exhibiting a pussy-like demeanor when placed in any social situation.

See under: bitch, pussy, tit, hairy, beard

Emily: Ughh I can’t take Raffi’s whiny ass anymore!

Dara: For fuck’s sake he needs to stop being such a bearded bitch-tit and grow a pair.

Bearded Bitch-tit by nignogz8990 November 2, 2010

Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack 

Is the act of a man ripping out his pubic hair and placing it in the palm of his hand followed by masterbating on said pubic hair in the palm of his hand. When the Pubic hair and Man gravy are mixed you smack the bitch in the face making the man gravy pubic hair mix stick to her face simulating a small beard.

I was doing this bitch doggy style and while she was cumming I gave her the Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack

Cuban Bearded Bitch Smack by Azgru September 28, 2007

bitchbear 

when you feel UwU about your soulmate and you need an adjective to describe them and send them wholesome memes

I have a bitchbear forest with my bestiw

bitchbear by Bitchbear🤩 February 18, 2019