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Definitions by AbzzMaxx

Bearded Bitch 

When a man has a va-jay-jay. Or is just so camp he may as well play for the other team, often has to be careful what photos go on facebook, however under the influence has no control over his sexual desires and pounces on his male friends in various forms of disguise and clever drunken tactics.

Such as 'play fighting', 'play wrestling', 'gay chicken', 'football tackles', 'pile ons'

Dude is desperate for man on man contact and can often be seen with a pink drink and of course a beard to try and pull back a bit of macho man madness. May have an token interest in some sort of 'man' sport, quite often straight much to the surprise of everyone else.
‎*Blonde woman plays piñata with a bearded bitch*

Alex Buckenham

Bruce Forsyth
Bearded Bitch by AbzzMaxx June 21, 2011
Someone who's would normally be described as a spaz and a bit random. A slur between the two which is commonly used in Doncaster to describe your regular nutcase/nutter
Yea..... she's a bit spandom
Spandom by Abzzmaxx January 8, 2011
Kids with the IQ equivalent of a skid mark (shit kids)

Easy to use in front of said children and parents when their kids are screaming and running about ruining your chi.

Seen at a jobcentre near you.
If that shkids doesn't stop screaming soon I'm gonna drop kick it into burger king and feed it to a bum after they've given up trying to make good of the worst of a dead cow utter bag and thrown it out with the bad milkshake.
Shkids by Abzzmaxx January 8, 2011
My Young Life Is Epic

the opposite of FML
My mum just said FUBAR! MYLIE!!
MYLIE by Abzzmaxx January 8, 2011

Empty The Medicine Cabinet 

To take every pill in your medicine cabinet - expression normally used to explain something you would rather do or how you feel. An alternative way of saying you make me want to die
This lecture makes me want to empty the medicine cabinet