Birthcake

Giving birth on a cake, while unconsensually getting fucked in the ass by a dick covered in candle wax

Man: Hey, because of you giving birth, would you like to take advantage of the situation and do birthcake?
Woman: What's birthc-
Man: Great!

by Og_dude November 29, 2016

Birthquake

When a female in labor makes the final push to get the baby out, but lays a fart so long and loud it measures on the Richter scale.

Jesus, while Melissa was in labor with our son Jake and she made the final push to get him out, she dropped the loudest fart that had to measure on the Richter scale. It may have been the first ever Birthquake!

by Tee Cee Deez February 29, 2020

bitchcakes

Not British slang...it is from the 90's TV show "Newsradio". Secretary Beth decides to make up a word and see if she can get others to use it by dropping into every conversation. By the end of the day, everyone is using it. Has become popular in Britain due tothe popularity of the show.

It means to flip out or go a bit nuts, or to rant about something.

Beth went completely bitchcakes when she found out Matthew told Joe they were sleeping together.

Katherine is going to go bitchcakes on Bill after hearing that news story.

by BlooPenguin April 2, 2007

go bitchcakes

Not British slang...it is from the 90's TV show "Newsradio". Secretary Beth decides to make up a word and see if she can get others to use it by dropping into every conversation. By the end of the day, everyone is using it. Has become popular in Britain due tothe popularity of the show.

It means to flip out or go a bit nuts, or to rant about something.

Beth went completely bitchcakes when she found out Matthew told Joe they were sleeping together.

Katherine is going to go bitchcakes on Bill after hearing that news story.

by BlooPenguin December 15, 2008

bitchcakes

Chaotic, out-of-control, insane, crazy

Everyone is going totally bitchcakes today!

by Derek B. December 10, 2003

Birthdaze

A state of mind frequently experienced in the days leading up to and immediately following one's birthday, characterized by confusion, euphoria, irrational behavior, and severe hangovers.

I tried to wish Dave a happy birthday last squeakend, but he was deep into his birthdaze and thought I was God.

by bubbleandsqueak February 6, 2012

Birthdate

The date on which one was born.

The birthdates of Dominican baseball players can be difficult to find out.

by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005