Birthwake 

Like a birthday, but sad.
Typically has people setting flaming boats out to sea.
But in those rare cases when it doesn't, a birthwake is just a depressing birthday party.

This birthwake is dead, let's go out drinking.

Birthwake by Seriousnessosity October 11, 2011

girthwaken 

When one is awakened by a massively Girthythick cock and it sets off a girthquake of explosive orgasms.

Look at that kinda cute, sleeping, angsty millennial yelpster, I think it’s time I go girthwaken her ass.

girthwaken by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

Birthweek 

The anniversary of the week in which a person was born. The period of seven days generally reckoned from and to midnight on any day of the week, but markedly including one’s birthday, typically treated as an occasion for celebration.

Always celebrate the entire week of your birth, for nothing so splendid has before or, likely, will happen again in your lifetime; a birthweek gives you Saturday, even when your Birthday is on a Monday.

Birthweek by Jared of Jaredland January 3, 2017

Birthquake 

When a female in labor makes the final push to get the baby out, but lays a fart so long and loud it measures on the Richter scale.

Jesus, while Melissa was in labor with our son Jake and she made the final push to get him out, she dropped the loudest fart that had to measure on the Richter scale. It may have been the first ever Birthquake!

Birthquake by Tee Cee Deez February 29, 2020

Birthdaze 

A state of mind frequently experienced in the days leading up to and immediately following one's birthday, characterized by confusion, euphoria, irrational behavior, and severe hangovers.

I tried to wish Dave a happy birthday last squeakend, but he was deep into his birthdaze and thought I was God.

Birthdaze by bubbleandsqueak February 6, 2012

Birthdate

The date on which one was born.

The birthdates of Dominican baseball players can be difficult to find out.

Birthdate by Diggity Monkeez May 20, 2005

Birthweek 

The new birthday! Birthweeks last for a total of seven days and encompasses the date of your 'Birthday'. It acknowledges that in some way, however small, you must make time to celebrate the fact that you are another year older. Every one of the seven days must include an act of celebration, whether this is a trip, a night out with your friends, a piece of cake, or opening a present. The celebration should always last a week and begins on the first day you celebrate.

Birthweek: Monday - cinema, Tuesday - yummy dinner cooked by your flatmate and cake, Wednesday (your official birthday) - Present opening and pub, Thursday - round at friends flat for drinks and nibbles, Friday - meal out with the family and granny, Saturday - night out with friends partying all night long, Sunday - Chilled afternoon in front of black and white movie and more cake!

Birthweek by Mags110 February 23, 2010