Like a birthday, but sad.
Typically has people setting flaming boats out to sea.
But in those rare cases when it doesn't, a birthwake is just a depressing birthday party.
Typically has people setting flaming boats out to sea.
But in those rare cases when it doesn't, a birthwake is just a depressing birthday party.
by Seriousnessosity October 11, 2011
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Look at that kinda cute, sleeping, angsty millennial yelpster, I think it’s time I go girthwaken her ass.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019
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The anniversary of the week in which a person was born. The period of seven days generally reckoned from and to midnight on any day of the week, but markedly including one’s birthday, typically treated as an occasion for celebration.
Always celebrate the entire week of your birth, for nothing so splendid has before or, likely, will happen again in your lifetime; a birthweek gives you Saturday, even when your Birthday is on a Monday.
by Jared of Jaredland January 3, 2017
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Jesus, while Melissa was in labor with our son Jake and she made the final push to get him out, she dropped the loudest fart that had to measure on the Richter scale. It may have been the first ever Birthquake!
by Tee Cee Deez February 29, 2020
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I tried to wish Dave a happy birthday last squeakend, but he was deep into his birthdaze and thought I was God.
by bubbleandsqueak February 6, 2012
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Get the Birthdate mug.The new birthday! Birthweeks last for a total of seven days and encompasses the date of your 'Birthday'. It acknowledges that in some way, however small, you must make time to celebrate the fact that you are another year older. Every one of the seven days must include an act of celebration, whether this is a trip, a night out with your friends, a piece of cake, or opening a present. The celebration should always last a week and begins on the first day you celebrate.
Birthweek: Monday - cinema, Tuesday - yummy dinner cooked by your flatmate and cake, Wednesday (your official birthday) - Present opening and pub, Thursday - round at friends flat for drinks and nibbles, Friday - meal out with the family and granny, Saturday - night out with friends partying all night long, Sunday - Chilled afternoon in front of black and white movie and more cake!
by Mags110 February 23, 2010
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