Petrayal

When an individual thinks they've made a huge mistake, confesses to the entire world, and then realizes that no one really cares.
Petraeus: I've made a huge Petrayal!

Everyone: Good for you, bro.
by bubbleandsqueak November 13, 2012
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Birthdaze

A state of mind frequently experienced in the days leading up to and immediately following one's birthday, characterized by confusion, euphoria, irrational behavior, and severe hangovers.
I tried to wish Dave a happy birthday last squeakend, but he was deep into his birthdaze and thought I was God.
by bubbleandsqueak January 20, 2012
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Squeakend

A five-day end to a two-day "squished" week (or "squeak"). The result of condensing--or neglecting--one's weekly responsibilities into just two days.
What humpday? It's the squeakend!
by bubbleandsqueak November 01, 2010
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