This legislation needs bipartisan support in order to pass...I'll vote for your piece of shit pork barrel legislation that I don't believe in, if you'll vote against your morals and support my tax-wasting special-interest initiative."
Fred-
"The 7.3 trillion dollar budget along with 5.1 trillion in new government programs, 1.5 trillion in war spending, 700 billion in pork projects, 500 billion in economic stimulius payments, and 3 million to prepay for congressional office blowjobs were great examples of congressional bipartisanship!"
Bill-
"Wait, that is over half our GDP! How are we supposed to pay for any of this?"
Fred-
"Drop your pants, bend over, and bite your lip while Uncle Sam shows you the real definition of bipartisanship!"
Congress is a big toilet bowl. Full of bipartisanship. Democrats on one end, republicans on the other.= 2 different ends of the same turd= BIPARTISANSHIP.
“So my friend Ron was over last weekend and we get along even though I’m a Democrat and he’s a Republican. We took some chick home from the bar and gave her a Bipartisan Bowtie if you know what I mean”
Background: In any parliamentary system the only thing all the parties have in common is an interest in screwing over the people who voted them in. As a result, if they're agreeing on anything, it's almost certainly not in your interest.
Today the "orphans, puppies and kittens bill" was passed with overwhelming bipartisan support, allowing all tax evaders to be shot on sight without due process.