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Bipartisanship

Two political groups pretending to work together.
I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.
Bipartisanship by sideout312 August 2, 2003
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Bipartisanship

When Democrats and Republicans come together to buttfuck the American people
Fred-
"The 7.3 trillion dollar budget along with 5.1 trillion in new government programs, 1.5 trillion in war spending, 700 billion in pork projects, 500 billion in economic stimulius payments, and 3 million to prepay for congressional office blowjobs were great examples of congressional bipartisanship!"

Bill-
"Wait, that is over half our GDP! How are we supposed to pay for any of this?"

Fred-
"Drop your pants, bend over, and bite your lip while Uncle Sam shows you the real definition of bipartisanship!"

BIPARTISANSHIP

Congress is a big toilet bowl. Full of bipartisanship. Democrats on one end, republicans on the other.= 2 different ends of the same turd= BIPARTISANSHIP.
BIPARTISANSHIP by damagedgoods April 11, 2013

Bipartisanship

Latest example of Bipartisanship: Republicans got tax cuts for the wealthy and an extension of the estate tax. In exchange for zilch.
Bipartisanship by kurcules January 8, 2011

bipartisanship

An action in which Republicans must drop any pretense of standing for their values and submit to the preferred Democrat position. This action only works in one direction. Democrats are never expected to reciprocate and surrender their values and support the Republican position on anything.
Senator John McCain was a master of bipartisanship as he would always vote the way the Democrats told him to thereby reneging on his campaign promises.
bipartisanship by hoipolloiboy August 27, 2018

Bipartisansheep

Blind followers of a two party system of government. They overlook the faults of their own political party's master & place blame on the other party's master.
That Republican Bush started the Patriot Act & that Democrat Obama continues the same Act when the Democrats were saying it was means for impeachment. I don't understand the bipartisansheep.
Bipartisansheep by Mx Tom Autumn August 19, 2013
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