bipartisan 

Political term wherein members of the democratic and the republican parties agree on a particular piece of legislation. (Also see 'mythology.')

This legislation needs bipartisan support in order to pass...I'll vote for your piece of shit pork barrel legislation that I don't believe in, if you'll vote against your morals and support my tax-wasting special-interest initiative."

bipartisan by Tom H April 8, 2003

bipartisan 

1) A politician who publicly identifies himself as heterosexual but exposes himself inside the mens' restroom.

2) A politician who votes against his/her beliefs because he/she is demonized by members of the opposite party.

1) Craig proved he was bipartisan in the airport restroom.

2) President Obama is seeking bipartisan support for his financial reform plan.

bipartisan by weird tattoo guy April 28, 2010

bipartisan 

Adj. A compromising endeavor which leaves no one happy and everyone better off.

Bipartisan politics is a great idea...much like communism.

Today, bipartisan solutions are equally commonsense and unlikely.

"Haley, would you like to participate in a bipartisan love sandwich with me and Steve? Dave has got the video."

bipartisan by Pie Bart Instant Ship July 17, 2013

bipartisan 

Something that doesn't always make sense. When two parties work together, assuming neither one of them is trying to deport anyone or register them in a nationwide database or prevent them from being able to go out in public.

King Solomon: I will cut the baby in half.
Democrats: That sounds like a good bipartisan solution.

bipartisan by Catty McGee March 10, 2017

bipartisan

When the party of evil and the party of stupid come together and agree on something that's equal parts evil and stupid.

There was broad bipartisan support on Capitol Hill for increasing the orphan crushing machine budget by an additional $50 billion dollars, adding to its now almost trillion dollar annual budget allocation.

bipartisan by dogmadealer April 8, 2026

Bipartisan Bowtie 

When a Democrat and Republican both ejaculate on a woman’s chest.

“So my friend Ron was over last weekend and we get along even though I’m a Democrat and he’s a Republican. We took some chick home from the bar and gave her a Bipartisan Bowtie if you know what I mean”

Bipartisan Bowtie by Ron M January 18, 2019

bipartisan support 

You are being screwed.

Background: In any parliamentary system the only thing all the parties have in common is an interest in screwing over the people who voted them in. As a result, if they're agreeing on anything, it's almost certainly not in your interest.

Today the "orphans, puppies and kittens bill" was passed with overwhelming bipartisan support, allowing all tax evaders to be shot on sight without due process.

bipartisan support by Korgmeister March 21, 2005