bifartisan 

A person that is intelligent, successful and world conscious but will giggle and snicker at a fart joke.

Harold: Man, the stock market is rolling and flowing and my…
Danny: (lifts leg and farts really loud)
Harold:Dude, wtf man
Danny: fresh air biscuits
Harold: Dude, that was a good one
Danny: you are such a bifartisan

bifartisan by YendorVic25 July 20, 2024

Bipartisanship

Two political groups pretending to work together.

I'll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.

Bipartisanship by sideout312 August 2, 2003

bipartisan 

Political term wherein members of the democratic and the republican parties agree on a particular piece of legislation. (Also see 'mythology.')

This legislation needs bipartisan support in order to pass...I'll vote for your piece of shit pork barrel legislation that I don't believe in, if you'll vote against your morals and support my tax-wasting special-interest initiative."

bipartisan by Tom H April 8, 2003

Bipartisanship

When Democrats and Republicans come together to buttfuck the American people

Fred-
"The 7.3 trillion dollar budget along with 5.1 trillion in new government programs, 1.5 trillion in war spending, 700 billion in pork projects, 500 billion in economic stimulius payments, and 3 million to prepay for congressional office blowjobs were great examples of congressional bipartisanship!"

Bill-
"Wait, that is over half our GDP! How are we supposed to pay for any of this?"

Fred-
"Drop your pants, bend over, and bite your lip while Uncle Sam shows you the real definition of bipartisanship!"

Bipartisanship by Future Generations June 13, 2008

BIPARTISANSHIP

2 different ends of the same turd.

Congress is a big toilet bowl. Full of bipartisanship. Democrats on one end, republicans on the other.= 2 different ends of the same turd= BIPARTISANSHIP.

BIPARTISANSHIP by damagedgoods April 11, 2013

Bipartisan Bowtie 

When a Democrat and Republican both ejaculate on a woman’s chest.

“So my friend Ron was over last weekend and we get along even though I’m a Democrat and he’s a Republican. We took some chick home from the bar and gave her a Bipartisan Bowtie if you know what I mean”

Bipartisan Bowtie by Ron M January 18, 2019

bipartisan support 

You are being screwed.

Background: In any parliamentary system the only thing all the parties have in common is an interest in screwing over the people who voted them in. As a result, if they're agreeing on anything, it's almost certainly not in your interest.

Today the "orphans, puppies and kittens bill" was passed with overwhelming bipartisan support, allowing all tax evaders to be shot on sight without due process.

bipartisan support by Korgmeister March 21, 2005