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Receiving oral sex while getting your buttocks cleaned by a bidet.
The bidet cleaned my cheeks while my girlfriend cleaned my cock via bidet-J.
Bidet-J by Shrilnixx May 2, 2018
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Jersey Bidet 

Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.
After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.
Jersey Bidet by Jeromeo November 2, 2021

Binet jockey 

A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.
Binet jockey by eViL pOp TaRt May 12, 2010

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. 

oh sh!t. pls dont get me into it. ok, fine, heres a song called this old man.

this old man, a fat ass bun,
he raises gas prices for fun

he's a big cheater in the election,
oh god damm, you better run

this old man, with no bass,
he needs a good kick in the ass

this you see, is not a pun,
he fell down on air force one

this old man, president,
in the US, he's a dent

Get an rpg or a 4x4
riddance biden dinosaur!!

*bows deeply*
riddance Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. TRUMP 2024 PEOPLE

Joseph Robinette Biden JR. 

Someone who said "If you don't vote for me you ain't black." That means you have to be black to vote for him, which is racist.

Also he is a puppet from the left.

Also said that poor children are just as bright and talented as white children.
OH NO I'M Joseph Robinette Biden JR. :(
OH NO I'M RACIST :(

Biden jab 

The mandating of the covid 19 vaccination by the now president of the United States Joe Biden. He said he's lost patients with the American people.
Can you believe that people in the United States are loosing their jobs because they don't want the Biden jab. It doesn't matter to him that people have natural immunity, religious beliefs or a illness that their doctors tell them not to get the shot. History will show the blunders of Joe Biden and how he destroyed the U.S.A.
Biden jab by jimmybomm November 14, 2021

Biden jerk 

A gay old man with penis
Biden jerk by Nigward16274 November 5, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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