bibliosex 

The act of having sex within a library.

1.) The librarian almost caught us having bibliosex.

2.) Sorry I'm late, I was just having mad bibliosex with Rita.

bibliosex by The_Mistress_Rita June 1, 2007

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca 

You were no match for my 3 years of spanish

Tommyinnit: I just enabled my hacks
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA

Ay caramba donde esta la biblioteca by bruno momento July 31, 2020

billiesexual 

A highly invalidating “statement” by a female claiming she’s attracted to men, and one female, Billie Eilish. This is biphobic, and invalidating to the LGBTQ community.

Girl: I’m Billiesexual
Guy: What?
Girl: I means I like boys and Billie Eilish
Guy: Shut the fuck up turkey neck ass bitch that isn’t a thing.

billiesexual by _spamiinq_ December 14, 2020

Anthropodermic bibliopegy 

Binding books with human skin. The practice was extremely popular in Christian societies starting as early as 100 BC. The practice continues even today especially in the making of children's books, such as Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Mitch: Sarah, you have nice skin.
Sarah: Mitch, you make my nipples so hard!
Mitch: Anthropodermic bibliopegy with my penis!

Anthropodermic bibliopegy by Knowfacts January 1, 2012

bibliosmia

The smell and aroma of a good book.

Sometimes the best thing about a book is that wonderful sensation of bibliosmia: the effect the book has on the nostrils as you breathe in the scent of the pages. Some people are a junkie for that.

bibliosmia by Prospero Samuels August 20, 2014

AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA 

"He was not match for my two years of Spanish in middle school."

Tommy: Oh, my autosprint was off.
Technoblade: AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!

AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA by Heb1 April 17, 2021

bibliofecosis 

the immediate need to defecate brought on by proximity to reading materials. can be triggered by single books, this usually refers to the urge being brought on in a bookstore of sorts.
found on a reddit thread

Stitchopoulis can't walk into a bookstore without immediately being hit with a bout of bibliofecosis, and having to find the bathroom to take a shit.

bibliofecosis by grunzer November 22, 2010