Someone that steals books. This word is fairly useless as it is two syllables longer than "book thief", which makes more sense than saying this long ass word.

Barb: Did you hear about the biblioklept that stole books from the library?
Normal person: Why the hell did you use that word??

Biblioklept by Disappointmxnt July 6, 2019

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Biblioklept

A person who loves reading books due to which they steal books.

Jake: Look, I have heard that guy is a Biblioklept. Even he doesn't know how many books he has stolen.
James: We cant blame him. Its just because he loves to read.

Biblioklept by SomeUrbanDefinator November 26, 2021

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Biblioleptoppary

Having a large stack of books fall on you while you are making out with the librarian in the stacks.

The student and librarian were hospitalized with broken ribs as a result of the biblioleptoppary, and couldn't recover their knickers until the following week.

Biblioleptoppary by 50 mile linguist November 13, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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