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Bibler

To shake weight your boss and still be fat without losing any weight. Not having to do anything at work from the shake weighting that was done all morning that the boss happly enjoyed as well as yourself, constanly getting made fun of by co-workers excluding your boss because of the shake weighting he again happly enjoys.
Jen: How was your first day at your new job?

Mike: Sucked, there is a couple of Biblers that just sat on their ass' picking their noses and eating.

Jen: Thats terrible there's biblers no matter where you go to honey, you should punch them in the ovaries while they're shake weighting the boss.

Mike: I wish sweetheart
by Jim Duggan7135 October 15, 2010
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Bibler

Prenounced Bib - Ler

A Bibler is a raised mole that you can wiggle or move/flick
"hey dave, look at the size of that bibler on matt's head."
by Beebzor September 5, 2019
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Bible Pimp

Someone who tries to sell you on the idea of Jesus and/or God.
This Bible Pimp was downtown giving out Jesus pamphlets for Easter.
by will bitten September 15, 2017
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Man Law Bible

The ultimate reference guide book for any and all Man Laws. It was published in 2009 by Brian Griswold and Paul Skyllz. It's the best thing for men since the full picture Karma Sutra. This book is the antithesis of everything feminine and metro sexual.

WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.
A look inside The Man Law Bible:

Man Law 5- A man cannot be bisexual.

Man Law 157- There is no reason why a man should ever sit on another man's lap.

Man Law 232- It's always Beer30 somewhere.

Man Law 301- You should eat at least one meal a month while standing.

Man Law 334- Never eye wink another man.

Man Law 417- You should always take a girl up on a bet that she can't put her whole fist in her mouth.
by Doc Grimshaw November 21, 2011
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bifler

Biflette is a French word for being slapped in the face with someone's dick.
The verb for it is "bifler". It's a sign of great disrespect.
"L'etudiant biffle son camarade"
"Bifler est ne pas respecter quelqu'un."
by GeorgeDarwin August 7, 2019
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bible and behave

"Netflix and chill" for Christians, or people that are religious
Do you want to bible and behave after church today?
by pepe the froggy December 30, 2015
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Rookie’s Bible

PARK JIMIN.

Dubbed by media as Rookie’s Bible and Idol of Idols, Jimin has a long list of idols falling in love with his visuals and more importantly, with his artistry. Known as the Stage Genius with the most unique vocals and god-tier dance performances, the list of idols who have expressed their admiration to the King of Kpop keeps on growing. As of date, about 63 idols have covered Jimin’s songs and choreography. His solo song Lie has been the most covered solo stage among idols, being referred to as a rite of passage among aspirants.
Niki from Enhypen covered Lie by Jimin, the Rookie’s Bible.
by UnbiasedViews January 28, 2021
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