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Langley Foundation for Social Betterment 

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

betterman 

A great song by Pearl Jam. About a wife's struggle with her husband. Listen to it live on Yahoo or the album version, but bottom line, just listen to it. You will see the light.
Betterman is a great song, nuff said.
betterman by Brazzle June 17, 2006

bettermope.io 

A remake of mope.io, a hit .io game. It is originally made from Mailtey and now Ahmetcan owns it.
Person A: You play bettermope.io?
Person B: I do! :D
bettermope.io by Memepig August 7, 2023

bettering 

when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate
Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”
bettering by saucyBdog August 19, 2019

betterment 

for the BETTERMENT of the team , we stayed after doing laps
betterment by aye roll December 28, 2010

bettermenophobia 

Fear of betterment. Fear of changes or changing one's way of life towards improvement : wealth, health, or happiness.
You have bettermenophobia if you do not take an opportunity that could improve your way of life, wealth, or for pure enjoyment every-time the chance arises.

Sabrina suffers from bettermenophobia, because of her fear from childhood where rules were strict to follow and nothing was to be different or changed in any manner for any reason. Therefore, she is unwilling to sell her car she paid $1000.00 for to someone willing to pay her $3000.00 and offer her the opportunity to buy a better, more reliable vehicle.